Tale of Brows McGee and the Evil Mirror

King of the Brows: are you my real father?

If god blessed cursed you with crazy Peter Gallagher eyebrows like me and you need to pluck every evening, you might have one of those magnifying mirrors. They’re great at helping you get each little hair. So addicting.

But…if you start to look anywhere else but your brow region, you will be sorry. You’ll see some impurities that are virtually invisible to anyone who isn’t part eagle. Deceived by this evil mirror, I have put my skin through hell. Today I vow to throw it away. I don’t even want to give it away because that would be mean.

Seriously, the only time I break out is when I use this thing.

Emilady = not smart.