Bottoms Up

I’m pretty………wasted

I think “studies” are usually bs. Someone always has an agenda. Something “definitive” will be contradicted in a month. I choose to ignore them.

Except for this little gem: Alcohol can make you feel prettier…more proof that my wonderful vice (is that oxymoronic?) is wonderful.

Now if it only we could modify the headline to: Alcohol can make you feel prettier.