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Send me your quality questions, concerning concerns, swell suggestions, grumpy gripes, and raging rebuttals. Femilady here is by no means omniscient and is always usually too lazy to be prideful/defensive. So constructive criticism is welcomed unless it’s about the following:

  1. my fats
  2. my booze
  3. my penchant for hyperbole
  4. my tendency to coin inane terms
  5. my valley girl parlance

If you are a brand representative, feel free to contact me about your product. You can read my Lady Terms for testing and reviewing products and treatments.